Sex Machines: The Monkey Rocker
Mercy, May 16, 2008
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I saw this a year or two ago on Talk Sex with Sue, but I couldn’t for the life of me remember the name. However, I finally found it.
It’s called the Monkey Rocker™, and from what I remember seeing on Sue’s show, it’s quiet and smooth. The rocking movement syncs with your (my) natural inclination to move during masturbation or sex. I’m always looking for a way to get around that whole body-spasm thing that cuts off manual manipulation right in the middle of a good orgasm.
It’s a little pricey, starting at around $800, and that’s without the attachments. But it’s Vac-u-lock compatible (oooh <3), making the human body completely optional. And according to the website, “your Monkey Rocker™ LOVES you! And is always ready to prove it.” Everybody likes a little lovin’.
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Weekly Obsession: Morbid Mandy vs Crazy Tentacle Monster
Mercy, May 15, 2008
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Okay, I found this blog post: Mandy Morbid: Mandy Vs. Crazy Tentacle Sex Monster. What’s not to love, right? So I click. No movie. But there’s a link to www.mandymorbid.com—which I’d normally avoid. I don’t like banner- and pop-up-filled sites, or even most pay sites. Even so, there might be a girl having sex with a home-made tentacle monster somewhere in there amidst all the seizure-inducing porn-bling.
And guess what? Lots of porn-bling (advertising, you know), but it’s a real site, real chick, and free. She’s tatted, punk, shaved head, pierced, and hot as hell. And here’s her awesome little tentacle monster movie—one of dozens.
I dub this my first official Weekly Obsession.
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CA’s Same-sex Marriage Ban goes POOF
Mercy, May 15, 2008
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I blogged about it on my bisexuality blog, but why not spread it even further? We’re now the second U.S. state to allow same-sex marriages! It’s exciting news for most of us. Even though I won’t be marrying anyone, man or woman, a heart-squeezing fist of happiness keeps pressing out random grins when I think about it. So, good for us.
When Proposition 22 passed, I had this horrid, sinking feeling of rejection. I wanted to cry. That reaction actually surprised me, even though the outcome didn’t. I hadn’t thought I was so emotionally invested in something I truly believed would pass—I mean, it was just a matter of time before the world came to its senses, right? Since then, it’s been a state of limbo for me, for everyone who wanted this, who cared. Overturning Prop 22 today is our vindication.
Sex Toys: The Curve
Mercy, May 15, 2008
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I am loving the look of the Curve right now. Aside from the sinuous shaft and perfectly shaped head, it has a finger-loop for a handle. I’ve never understood why manufacturers didn’t make ergonomic grips for dildos and vibes. This isn’t exactly what I had in mind, but it’s damn sight better than most. The head and angle definitely look like it hits the spot, though. I really like the dildos that have a “head” rather than just a nub for g-spot stimulation; the head just makes the in-n-outs more enjoyable.
I have a vibrator from the same company (Fun Factory) that makes the Curve, and it’s pretty ergonomic. And cute. I like to keep a whitelist of good sex toy manufacturers, and they’re one. I forget where I got it (it’s called the Laya, I believe), but it’s a good bet it’s from either Babeland or Good Vibrations. I’m adding the Curve to my Most Wanted List.
As an aside, it’s listed under “extra large” dildos. Uhm, no. It’s a little over 1.5″ in diameter. That’s quite average, so don’t let it scare you off.
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Masturbate for Peace
Mercy, May 6, 2008
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Not that we need a reason.
Masturbate for Peace isn’t anything like the Masturbate-a-thon, but hey, you can sign a “petition” pledging your masturbation towards the world peace effort. Make it mean something, you know. While you’re there, you can pick up some tips on masturbating. (I already know how to do this, so I snobbishly turned up my nose at the how-to-with-a-dildo section.) But everyone can use some new ideas now and then.
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SquarePeg Toys For Your Boys
Mercy, May 4, 2008
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This guy creates some seriously hot dildos. Jet-black silicone urethral sounds (not audio—a medical instrument for probing, dilating, and stretching, the use of which can be a fetish in its own right), dildos, and various other accessories, from erotic (and usable!) sculptures to dick bits. You really have to see the dick bits, they’re hardcore, awesome pieces made from real hardware: screws, drill bits, bolts. I love kinky industrial appurtenances.
Just the silhouettes of the insertables are artistic. Delve a little deeper, and I think you’ll find one that will hit damn near any spot you have, think you might have, or hope to have.
Another mention-worthy item is…Jack. Or rather, Jack’s Ass. While this really wouldn’t do me much good as a sex toy (though hell, yes, I would try it out, given the chance. I’ve got a Feeldoe, baby), I think the form is incredibly erotic. Bronze silicone, perfectly shaped.
And inserts! Now that’s just friggin’ cool. Toys like this make me want a penis.
*ahem*
Of my own.
While most of these seemed to be geared toward prostate stimulation and massage (there’s even a puppy tail in a variety of sizes, hawt), I’m positive we women can find a number of these to our liking. And if it doesn’t work, we can always use it during foreplay.
Onanastic Escapades
Location: Desk.
Inspiration: More sex toys. Machines, really. And why not? I wouldn't have to do as much work.
FYI: I'm a lazy, lazy masturbator for all that I do it so often. Rated 5. Kinda eh. It's too hot (weather-wise) to get off good and hard.
May 15th 2008
Inspiration: A half-formed dream. Nothing definitive, just a feeling of eagerness, innocent lust. Not mine, but someone else's. Maybe I took advantage of him, or her, or them. Maybe it was just the chase. No matter, while it wasn't a wet dream, I can take care of that little detail awake.
FYI: Rated that one an 8.
May 15th 2008
Inspiration: Watching TV, sound muted. Admiring mouths and lips as they silently move through the complex dance of talking. How would it feel to have them against me?
FYI: 6.5...or so.
May 15th 2008
Inspiration: Still thinking about my ex. She's the only one I can't seem to get out of my system. I guess we all need a little evil flowing through us. And the way she flows...good god, it shouldn't be legal.
FYI: I rated this a 6, just cuz. Okay, maybe a 5. I don't know, I'm sitting here not liking myself for being so enthralled with such a hateful person.
May 13th 2008
Inspiration: I had to. My lovely, pestilent ex sent me some pictures of her and her latest "boyfriend". She's never been one to care about privacy or decency; a guilty turn-on for me.
FYI: Sometimes being teased is better than straight-up sex.
May 13th 2008
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